Latest Crazy Rumours! They Get Dafter By The Minute!

Last updated : 15 July 2002 By Dave Webster
For all my friends from all across the world who say they want to hear the tittle tattle in the pubs and streets, here's a couple of wee gems which I doubt have any material substance other than wishful thinking.

Following on from the revelations of a Perth fan that Stevie Milne would sign for St Johnstone today for £100,000, so far no news of such an event.

There's one that Paul Hegarty is to be Dundee's number 2 to assist Jim Duffy.

Even more amazing is that someone would have the audacity to claim United are keen on a deal involving the swopping over of Jim Hamilton for Beto Carranza plus cash from the transfer of Coombe to a club in England. Personally, I think United will need any money from transfers to aid their very unhealthy bank balance as we would also. But it appears in a thread on the Arab-Fever messageboard. Link http://www.splfever.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3224

Read it, it's funny, and also all the posters who claim they wouldn't want him, he's a BNB and rubbish like that. Well, shows what kind of football they like watching, doesn't it? My reply to them is on there as well.