Where Are The Ringleaders?

Dundee Mad are concerned at the mysterious disappearance of erstwhile club owners Stan and Laurel Marr. As the circus tent collapses all round the jovial duo are nowhere to be found as immediate investment in the playing staff is required.

Missing Dundee FC owners

As Dundee's less than impressive start to the season continues we ask if the duo will be doing anything about the latest perilous state of affairs we find ourselves in.

Last spotted Way Out West congoing with the Tully Cup after we beat the Sons of The Desert, Unaccustomed As We are to good news from Dens, and Pardon Us for asking, but where the hell are the Block Heads?