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The Bonetti Diaries July 13 2008 Mamma Mia, Here I go Again - Movano back again with the latest on the Dees' new season. Well the Boys done good so far, following up the romp against Montreux with another 3-0 against Stirling West Bromwich Albion. A hot-trick for everyone's favourite teuchter Colin McMenaminmin. The lads from Stirling were cut up by the result, not as cut up as William Wallace was when he was caught by the English , mind you. The Forthbankers of course are also known as the Beanos - I always thought they were comics, didn't see many smiles on their faces on Wednesday night. Anyways on to Cowdenbeath , the Athens of the South West of Fife. I heard that the traffic was liable to be heavy on the way due to the big festival - P In The Dark - 80,000 people there to see my act ? No thanks. I took the tourist trial through the picturesque towns of Kelty and Lochgelly. Back home in Italia every town has tables and chairs at the side of the road . In Kelty and Lochgelly, they push the boat out even further - armchairs, 3 piece suites, white goods all strewn along the main thoroughfares - very thoughful. I believe they used to be mining towns - well, they certainly were the Pits. A mighty 5-1 hammering of the Blue Alan Brazils by the Dee - well done, them ! Deazo Deasly and Michel Antoine Telegraph helped themselves to doubles (anything that was good enough for Bestie and Gazza , is good enough for our lads). Another from Colin McMenaminmin. Glad to see that the Black Beckenbauer, Kaiser Tanz Lauchlan got another run out and also our new signing from the Jambos - Eddie Mearns. Already brightening up the dressing room with his cheeky chappie banter. I'll finish today with Eddie's best one so far - "What's the first thing the Hearts boss says to his squad every day ? -" Morning, Side". Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice Day. Movano. .