The Bonetti Diaries

The Bonetti Diaries October 5th,2008 Mamma Mia, Here I Go Again, Movano Bonetti here with more on the not so mighty Dees. I come back from vocation this week and I think I watching the latest episode of my very fave show "Casuality". The boys are dropping like spavers. First it was Ying Yang Young, then Kaiser Jim Lauchlan , Colin Cameronese, Colin McMenaminmin, Paul McHalehale, Gary Mckenzie from Lenzie......Rayne Farrell's squad is well and truly down to the bare bonus. And the results - first we get humped by the Perth Daintees at McDetermined Park - they couldn't buy a win until they played us - what an embarassing to lose to the Barrack Obarmers. Then we continue our prolific spell by drawing away to Patrick Sizzle. Plenty of the ball but at the moment we couldn't score in the proverbial borstal. Anyways, after my experiences in the Himalayas, I get a Ryanair flight from Tibet to the United States of A so I can indulge my hobby of underwater hang gliding. Very cool. But I make sure I'm never far away from my lapdance so I can always keep up to date with the football. When I hear that the world leaders are meeting to formulate a bailout for hard up businesses, I rub my hands with glee as I sure that Team Dundee FC would be top of the list. Then my hopes are torpedoed when I learn that Rayne Farrell have no money to even get anyone on trial . They should have applied for legal aid and they might have got OJ Simpson - he'll be kicking his heels for the next 15 years. And what about the Dundee connection with the Presidential campaign ? Barrack's running mate Joe Biden revealed that his family originally came from Kirkton and he still has a cousin there - Emno , I believe he's called. Anyways again, at least the Dee have 2 weeks now to get some of the injured players available as the domestic season takes a break while the Tattered Army continue their efforts not to qualify for the World Cup final stages. Good luck to Burley George and his men. Meanwhile I'm off to sample the delights of the new steakhouse that's just opened in Forfar - the CowLoon. Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice 2 weeks.