The Bonetti Diaries

The Bonetti Diaries September 17th, 2008 Mamma Mia, Here I Go Again. Movano Bonetti here with my takeaway on the Dees campaign and other football news. Wot a game against the mighty Pars at Dens - 562 off the woodworm, 73 off the line, Mickel Antoine Telegraph missed 245 sitaars (as opposed to 10 guitars). Unbelievable but 2 points dropped never the ending story. At least Craig the Best Buy and Colin Cameronese are getting back to fitness. Even Jing Jang Young is returning to training. Wot next - will Lord Lucan turn up on Shergar with Kim Jong Il in tow ? As for Sir Craig Leaveitout and his Trampolines - they continue to be the most consistent team in the Scottish Premier Lodge . They're the first on everyone's coupon in the certainty to lose column. Sir Craig reckons if things don't continue by January, they'll have to bring in a big name. I've got bad news for them - Alexander Solshenitzin kicked the Gary Puckett a few months ago. If the authorities had thought about it, they could have used Sir Craig's hot air to blow out the fire in Euro Tunnel. Too late now. And wot about the mighty Tattered Army - big win over Iceland for Burley George's men, always said he was a grate manager. Would have been a clean sheet for Craig Gordon if Eidur Gudjohnson hadn't scored from the spot. Of course, Eidur is a bit of hero up Rejkavik way, just like his cousin Willie Bud Johnson was for the Scots in the 70's, until of course he was sent home from Argentina for taking smarties. Bad news about Lehman Brothers bank going to the wall. Ex Hibee Dirk was warned not to get into the financial market, should have stuck to porn films (that reminds me of one of my best chums, but that's another Peter Storey). Also sad to hear of the retirement of the legendary star of Cardiff Baywatch, Jimmy Floyd Hasselhof. Wot a man , he'll be sadly missed. Anyways, have to tell you that I'll be missing myself for the next couple of Alan Weeks - I'm going to see my solicitor participating in the Paralegal Olympics in Bayjings. Till then, Ciao Benny and Javier Nice Fortnight. Movano.