The Bonetti Diaries

Last updated : 30 August 2008 By Robin Grimmond
The Bonetti Diaries Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again. Hi Listeners - Movano Bonetti back with my thinkings on the fortunes of our beloved Team DFC and Chilly Jockoland football in general. Still going strong in the SF Hell after the latest unspectacled victory against Kinnock Morton . New boy Eric Paton did the biz with a header from Freddie D's swinging in corner. Ecky boy now equal top scorer with Mickel Antoine Telegraph.But disaster in the Uncooperative Insurance cup during the midweek - the boys fell fowl of the mighty Patrick Sizzle despite Paul McHale Hale breaking his ducky with a late equaliser. And what about Edinburgh's finest ? Mixamatosis' Hibees lost out to the very same Morton led by Davie Irons (but his wife does the washing...) and the other half of the town's team fell to Airdrie Only Ones - the latest Jambo Selecta must have made the wrong team selection again. Cripes. And across the road, Sir Craig Leaveitout's Trampolines have still forgotten what its like to win in the Scottish Premier Lodge - 2 wins in 20 ? Not so long ago Sir Craig was being touted for receiving a knighthood - at this rate he'll be lucky not to get the dreaded vote of confidence. The mighty Jobbie Wheecher might be visiting Tannadice very soon. Anyways, while he's still in ungainly employment, the Mouth of the Tay's trying to stop the SFA bringing in the 3 foreigner rule - he'd rather make it a 3 Scotsmen rule because it wouldn't affect his mob. No chance. What about Gordon Strachan thinking of changing his career and going into weightlifting in time for the London Olympics 2012 ? I reckon he'd be fine at the clean and jerk, but lousy with the press. But what bout the mighty Usain Bolt - he's like a cross between Bob Marley and Andy Kiwomya. A tanned Chris Pozniak with a jet engine rammed up his jacksie. Anyways, I have to go - away to the flix to see Uncle Patricio Billio's film of his time in Dundee - "Minder". Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice Day.