The Bonetti Diaries

The Bonetti Diaries August 19th, 2008 Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again, Movano Bonetti back with my take on the last week of sport( and the SPL). Wot 'bout the Limbpics, how grate are they ? Only disappointment was Darren Young's cousin Ying Yang failing in the Ying Ling at Bayjing. Her punishment know doubt will be having to repaint the Grate Wall of China - bet she won't get away with "Mmmmmmm....big job that one...won't be able to start till a week on Thursday......" Anyways, Rayne Farrell's men dropped 2 pints on Saturday (know use crying over spilt milk as my old mugger used to say) to the mighty Airdrie Only Ones. But what an incredible journey it was - I'd just like to thank everyone that supported me, the car driver, the other passengers, the guy taking the money in the car park, friends and family.....sorry, got carried away there, thought I was back at the Bayjing. While I'm still on the subject, do you remember the episode of the Broons when they entered the button ben Limbpics ? Classic - mind you, that event was surely held at Bayjings. Back to Team DFC - despite only drawing with the Diamonds, we're still fronting the SFL and are gold medalling at the moment. But remember, before you count your Charles Dickens, the league championship isn't a sprint, its a marathon - I just hope we do better than Boo Hoo Paula Radcliffe (more tears there than Wayne Rooney's wedding cake). Who knows if we'll be the winningest team come May 2009. If we don't make it, as Rayne Farrell keeps saying - "The Bukta Stops Here". Wot about one half of the Old Firm Axis of Evil - the Teddy Boys. Wot a furore from their fannies just because their only decent defender was sold to Aston Martin O'Neill Villa for 5 million Turkish lira - just as well Carloss didn't go to Milan or the moaning would have gone into Inter Cuellar Overdrive (that's one for all you hippies out there). Anyways, I'm off to see the latest adult movie blockbuster "Saving Private Booth". Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice Day.