The Bonetti Diaries

Last updated : 12 August 2008 By Robin Grimmond
The Bonetti Diaries August 12th 2008 Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again (that's me and David Cowan ,of course) What a week its been. Where do I Monachim Begin ? The lads gain another 3 points at the expense of Bamber Brown's Bully Wii, but they had big Rab to thank for keeping clean sheet (but enough about his personal life). New signing C Poz not only enjoying life in Dundee but also writing cowboy series about his time with Mo Johnston in Canada - its called "The Lone Ranger and Toronto". What about Craig Leaveitout 's Dundee United. You have to praise him for bankrolling a wage increase for the referees with £5000 donation, but then his Tambourines are well and truly hampered by the minnows, Hamilton Ecumenicals. Even the Fake Baker made a brief appearance for the home side. What a great start in the Scottish Premier Lodge for Willie Reid (that's enough about his personal life as well). Of course, now that Hamilton have got a new playing surface they've had to rename their ground Even Newer Douglas Park. What's all this fascination about Ashley and Cheryl Cole - he plays for Arsenal Wenger's Arsene and she sings with Grills Aloud . He has an extra material fling so she feels guilty and loses even more weight ? She look like a flipping stick as it is . Us Italians are grate lovers as you know,but we like some meat on the bones. I never wake up next to a pencil - a few rubbers right enough, but that another story. Anyways, I finish now and go to watch olympics - Britain generally hopeless at the gymnastics but Gazza is gold medal favourite for the horizontal at the bar. These Chinese are something else - I looking forward to seeing Darren Young's twin brother Ying Yang compete . Can't weight. Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice Day. .