The Bonetti Diaries

Last updated : 05 August 2008 By Robin Grimmond
The Bonetti Diaries August 5th 2008 Mamma Mia, Here I Go Again. 2-1 victory against the mighty Jonathan Woss County - Well Done, Us. Especial with so many first picks out. The 2 troialists done good - on this performance Chris "Stick It" Innes couldn't lace the centre half's boots (he wears slip ons anyway). The midfielder was born in Poland and now lives in Quebec - would that make him a Canadian French Polisher ? Anyways, goals from Mickel Antoine Telegraph and Eck Paton did it for the lads, the homesters could only reply with a late strike from the poor man's Nicholas Anelka, Dyron Daal. Latest is that Rayne Farrell is to offer the troialists terms - if I was them, I would plump for summer. More anyways - what's all the hullabaloo the bear about Paul "Sturry" Luggock calling us Scrumdee Barstewards ? Most Rugby players in the city were born out of warlock , so he was right on the button. I see Joey Barton has been released from prism and that his boss Kev Keeg is going to stand by him (won't be enough room in the dock for both of them when JB gets in trouble again) - let's face it, he's got more baggage than Terminal 5. Even more anyways, rumours that a local businessman to invest in the mighty Dees - hope its my mate Ben More , he's got pots. To close, I'm off down town to try out the new Anglican Church Restaurant - can't remember what its called, but there's Mince with Everything. Ciao, Benny and Javier Nice Day.