THE BONETTI DIARIES

OCTOBER 12 TH,2008

Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again. Movano here with my take on the latest happenstances in the world of football.

Well, Burley George and the Tatttered Army well and truly blew it against the Rikings yesterday. Grate chance to forage ahead at the top of the group but they got the Team DFC jitters and couldn't score in a barrowful of Sundays.But wot about Chris Owotabooboo and his miss right in front of open goal ? Haven't seen as bad finishing as that since I bought a chest of drawers from Ikea. Rumour has it that Burley George meant to put Chris Buoyed on instead of the debutante from Wolves but he got the names mixed up - understandable mistake, I suppose (if you're dyslexic).

Fabio A Capella's men had another easy victory against minor opposition (Grimethorpe Colliery band up next) so its looking as if we'll have to wait till the World Cup finals in 2010 for the Sassenachs to let the nation down big time. Funny when they get a good result, noone never mentions the influx of foreign players in the Premiership ?

Talking about influxes - and I frequently do - wot about all the hoohaa at Madcaster City. First of all there's a Thai Takeaway at City of Madcaster stadium, then a few months later, there's an Arabian takeaway by an Oil Shake. Takeaways....shakes....is it a football ground or a fast food franchise ?

Anyways, I take advantage of the weekend free from the Scottish Football Hell and the Scottish Premier Lodge to take in the sights and sounds of our lovely capital city - Glasgow. That only took 2 minutes so I moved onto Edinburgh. Wot is that plate all about ? Its supposed to be full of culture and beautiful things and all I find is smut. I walk off Princes Street and I come to the area where all the pretty ladies in the fishnet stockings hang around - the Mound. Signs all over the place - "Humps for 50 yards". I say to pretty Sighthill girl "I know you wear no knickers". She reply "How you know that ?" I tell her she has dandruff on her shoes. She hit me hard. Sensitive operation now required.

Last time I go there .

Anyways, Ciao Benny and Javier Nice Week.

Movano.