From the North: Take the A90 south out of Aberdeen. When you come into Dundee drive straight up the Forfar Road until it meets the Kingsway dual carriageway. You'll then meet a wee maze, a kind of double circle. Turn left at the first one, then right at the second (still with me), this takes you up the Forfar Road where you come to a set of lights. Turn right and you're on Clepington Road. Just follow this for a half mile until you see Dens down to your left. Now fight the rest for a parking space.
From the South: Surely all Fifers can find the Tay Bridge. Well once there, take the right hand lane - you'll pass a circle, then some lights. Turn left and straight through a tunnel - Left at the circle there, straight ahead and you're on Victoria Road which leads onto Dens Road. Now look for a good pub. You're in fine beer swilling country.
From the East: Coming from the Arbroath direction carry straight ahead all the way until you come to large circle which joins the Kingsway dual carriageway to your right. Drive on to the 2nd circle, then take a left and then a right. You're on Clepington Road. Straight ahead through 2 sets of lights and you're there. Bring your own smokies as we only sell pies.
From the West: I won't insult your intelligence, Dens Park is one of the easiest grounds to find anywhere in Scotland. Assuming you've found Perth and are on the road to Dundee, as soon as you hit the main roundabout just head up the dual carriageway, called the Kinsgway. Then follow the signposts. Get there early, though, as it's hard to get parked. Take a deep breath. You're now in God's country. Enjoy the game, folks.
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